Having ran for hours, Sam knew that the only

Having ran for hours, Sam knew that the only way he could prevent the moon from crashing into his home town of Sunnydale was to
improve his grammar. He knew this because the alien who was ready to crush the moon into his home was shouting "SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH!". So Sam
was a proud kind of guy. He didn't take criticism well and would never admit any linguistic shortcomings. He instinctively shouted back to the alien to go fornicate itself.
Being unfamiliar with, not only the English language but, figures of speech and sarcasm, the alien immediately pulled out a magnum condom and began fornicating with itself.
It was very hot to the casual eye. Then, an alien woman showed up with heavy breasts and a nice vagina and they started copulating. Then, a light shined on and it was revealed that
The alien woman's breasts were actually it's buttocks & the supposed vagina, was one of its feeding maws.A group of aliens slapped their trunks at his error.But they weren't done
with their alien manicures, and could do nothing to stop the Earth man from doing something weird with their queen out of sheer ignorance. After the queen ate the rest of the Earth
men's brains she now had all their memories and knowledge. She would digest this information and plan for the possibility the Earthmen would return. Harmony had found the hive. She
now was the hive and ruled the earth. She could easily pass as an earthman, and now she could shapeshift into them.
She stepped out onto the hot, summer street, iced tea in hand, and gazed benevolently out at the innocent, ignorant humans bustling around her. She smiled. They'd all have to go.

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