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This little light o' mine...I'm gonna let

  • This little light o' mine...I'm gonna let it shine. This little light o' mine...I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine. Don't let the devil POOF it out.
  • Was the song that Ned sang in the dark tunnel. He was on the Cold Walk. He'd been slated for Hell after his death. He had to walk down this gloomy tunnel until he reached the
  • viewing room where his major milestones and critical life moments were summarized. The Decision Panel pointed out to Ned the reasons why he was slated for Hell. After the review,
  • the Decision Panel sent Ned to a half way house in Purgatory. Ned went out into the world doing good deeds for all the people he'd wronged, but ended up in bed with Lindy at curfew
  • everynight. Lindy's real name was Charles Ausustus Lindbergh Jr. but whenever he told people that they insisted on telling him that he was dead and therefore couldn't be himself.
  • The heckling intensified over time. "That's not confetti, Chuck! We threw your baby in a woodchipper!" Lindbergh grew distraught at the way his stand up comedy routine was received
  • , which was poorly, and left the Comedy Stage for good. When he first flew to Paris, everyone laughed at all his jokes, but now Charles Lindberg couldn't get a laugh if he wore a
  • tutu over his flight suit. No, Lindbergh needed something more to get laughs from the Parisians. So he flew the Spirit of St. Louis thru Paris trailing a SURRENDER DOROTHY banner.
  • Soon, Lindbergh was being dogged by a dainty little pink Messerschmidt flown by Goering, who tooted him & blew kisses. Alarmed, Charles speeded his craft & tried to hide his tutu,
  • but it was too late. Goering had seen everything. Some say that World War II could have been prevented had that tiny pink dress not been spotted. But that's the way history goes.
Started
2013-03-12 23:53:10
Finished
2019-06-15 01:10:01

4 Comments

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    LordVacuity Jun 15 2019 @ 01:24

    Six Years, Two months, two days.
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    LordVacuity Jun 15 2019 @ 01:25

    I stand by my comment.
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    IceSquad Jun 15 2019 @ 14:58

    *Messerschmitt
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    IceSquad Jun 15 2019 @ 15:01

    WWII- The REAL origins!

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