She was talking to Ali & she thought she
- She was talking to Ali & she thought she was OK about it but she felt her voice go & she knew she'd start crying if she carried on so she stopped.
- How could she let Ali in on her secret? Ali had always been so self-serving that she would probably laugh until she cried when she knew what I was about to say. I bit my lip and
- said 'I'm a hermaphrodite.' What's that, she asked, 'is that another word for homosexual?'. 'No' I muttered, 'that means I have both male and female reproductive organs. I didn't
- ask to be like this. I was born this way." She smiled and said she was a Lady Gaga fan, too. I covered my face and suppressed a groan. I excused myself and got up to leave.
- I wanted to stay, but her lyrical Lady Gaga utterance put me on the edge of glory. She called after me, "Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro!" But I was out Alejandro, Alejandro Ale-Al
- bin sandim bim bin ba'hai bath party India Pale Ale Roberts. But most people call me, "Al." But she preferred to use my whole name bc Lady Gaga was gaga for my ethnicity.
- LadyGaga had her entire entourage there as I signed my new book at Baker & Taylor. I wore my meat cleaver as a weapon as I walked down the street. Being a wolfman meant I had more
- LadyGaga had her entire entourage there as I signed my new book at Baker & Taylor. I wore my meat cleaver as a weapon as I walked down the street. Being a wolfman meant I had more
- hair in my ears that non-wolf-people, so it was very easy for someone to sneak up on me with one of those silver bullet guns. Call me paranoid, but those things gave me the willies
- & the chillies. Therefore; I disguised myself a Politician, who are renown for their ability to repulse everyone. Life is great, bodyguards & voter fraud!
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- 2013-10-28 10:00:08
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- 2016-10-21 18:57:08
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