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یاسر اولین شاتل فضایی ایران

  • یاسر اولین شاتل فضایی ایران در اولین ماموریت با سرنشین خود دچار آزمون سختی شده است .سرهنگ خلاف الدین رضا اندوز کاپیتان این پرواز با سفینه ای بدون خلبان خودکار
  • مهندس این شاتل نووو رو سید محمدالدین کاظم زاده به عهده داشت . توی بررسی های اولیه نشون داده شد که سفینه خلبان خودکار نداره پرواز با این پرنده غول پیکر بدون خلبان خودکار کار
  • خودکار من زیر درخت البالو گمشده خبر داری؟ نه نه ؟ بی خبری ؟ نه نه ؟ پس کو خلبان ؟
  • was tattooed across the belly of the whale. The diver couldn't read the script but could tell from the tattoo's craftsmanship that the whale had been stationed in Vietnam during
  • the Second Uprising. Anna was going to kill him. They didn't have the proper tools to perform an emergency c-section on a streetwise sea critter. But he'd made a promise, and
  • this starfish was going to have the babies NOW! Anna grabbed the crowbar & the hot towels. 13 hours later she had a basket full of baby starfish. She had already placed an add on
  • Craigslist.com to see if she could get any takers, but finding homes for 30 starfish babies had never been as easy as finding a home for 8 adorable puppies. Who truly wants a
  • starfish baby, except maybe a mermaid, don't they use starfish to cover their nipples, or maybe that was just a dream or a hazy memory left over from last weekend's rager where I
  • am pre-eetty sure I super-glued starfish on my boss' wife's breasts at the office bar-b-que. Or maybe it was Swedish fish. Still fuzzy. Well, we could adopt these baby starfish as
  • an homage to Posiedon or Neptune or whatever that blasted Great Sea Trench-dwelling fishmonger is calling himself these days. I only hope she doesn't birth the Leviathan.Tentacles.
Started
2012-06-26 07:37:31
Finished
2013-03-01 00:46:10

9 Comments

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    Zetawilk Mar 01 2013 @ 00:49

    1. Yasser was the first space shuttle mission in the first with his crew suffered a tough exam. in contrast to the DIN Colonel Reza andouz captain of this flight with a spaceship without auto pilot 2. Mr. This shuttle Novo got SID mahmdaddin Kazem-Zadeh. In the initial review of the data suggests that the spacecraft's automatic pilots to fly with this giant bird without automatic pilot work 3. Lost cherry tree automatically following my news? No no? No news? No no? So, like a pilot? How appropriate it should speak of a space mission!
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    MangoMania Mar 01 2013 @ 12:10

    Thanks for translating, and that would make an odd tattoo unless of coarse you're a whale or pregnant starfish.
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    CrazyBananas Mar 01 2013 @ 12:14

    Would that tattoo even fit on a pregnant starfish? I mean it would totally fit on a whale....
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    MangoMania Mar 01 2013 @ 12:32

    After a quick wiki search http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfish I learned way more than I wanted to about starfish reproduction, but noted their size ranges from 12 to 24 cm. Then I learned on a tattoo forum that the smallest font is at least 1.5cm high, because if it is too small the ink spreads and blurs the tattoo. So estimating that if the letters have to be 1.5 then you need 612 sq cm to tattoo all 3 of those folds. Finding the area of a star is tricky, but I would estimate that it would be half that of if the fish was a square. So Max would be 24 squared over 2, but then it could be tattooed on the back too, so back to 24 squared or 576 square cm. Long story short, you're right that tattoo would not fit on a star fish.
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    Zetawilk Mar 01 2013 @ 13:39

    Even a pregnant starfish?
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    CrazyBananas Mar 01 2013 @ 14:13

    According to Wiki, pregnant mothers should not get a tattoo. (and everyone knows that Wiki Answers are always correct) but, it never mentioned anything about a star fish, so now I'm really confused. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_getting_a_tattoo_while_pregnant_harm_the_baby
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    MangoMania Mar 01 2013 @ 14:43

    Well, I'm not going to read the reproduction page again, but I don't think they even get pregnant, because they lay eggs. I wonder if the person who originally asked that question was really thinking about getting a tattoo while pregnant or just doing research on behalf of a folding story. Either way, someone should tell her that if she gets a tattoo while pregnant that her baby will be born with the same tattoo.
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    Zetawilk Mar 01 2013 @ 14:53

    Is THAT how they breed those dogs for the Target ads?
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    MangoMania Mar 05 2013 @ 10:34

    I can't think of any other reasonable explanation.

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