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  • icles." I corrected. I believed in teaching my children the anatomically-correct terms for male and female genitalia. Why are parents so embarrassed to teach their kids words like
  • corpus Spongiosum? I regard it as a cervix to the next generation to teach my progeny the vas deferens between a labia minora and a labia majora. "Close scrotuny of the Epididymis
  • is indicative of a condition commonly known as 'blue balls'. Of course, as you can see, they are neither balls, nor are they blue." "What is this tube-like organ?" my son asked.
  • "It is an ocarina, my son." My spouse and I exchanged glances. Apparently our child would not be able to raise himself. We bought him a paperback thesaurus so he could expand his
  • somewhat limited vocabulary, but even by the age of four months he had made little progress. I stopped him jamming the entire instrument into his mouth to show him the correct
  • hole to use. "Help me and use your hands to spread your butt cheek", I said. The preparation complete, I gently slide it in, careful to avoid the stinking glop that oozed outward.
  • Inside the miniaturized submersible, Professor Loomis deployed the the navigational cilia that would help guide them up through the rectum and into the alimentary system to the tum
  • bler. "There it is!" cried Prof. Loomis"Dr. Schmeichel always boozed by the gallonful, but go know one day he'd swallow the shot glass, too."He set the mini submersible on a course
  • for oblivion!" he shouted as everyone raised another glass to the new year and all their pals at Folding Story. "Should auld acquaintance be Folded," they sang, trying to fit it al
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7 Comments

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    Woab Dec 31 2017 @ 10:31

    -l in. Happy New Year!
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    IceSquad Dec 31 2017 @ 10:37

    You're smashed, aren't you Woab ?
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    Woab Dec 31 2017 @ 10:44

    Not quite yet, but I hope to be in about twelve hours. You in?
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    IceSquad Dec 31 2017 @ 11:06

    In my cups, you mean?
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    Woab Jan 02 2018 @ 15:17

    Cups, glasses, heck, just pas the whole bottle.
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    IceSquad Jan 02 2018 @ 15:55

    Ad thish shtage you need to buy your own. Mine ish private.
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    LordVacuity Jan 02 2018 @ 17:15

    Stop with the bulletins before they are in your privates.

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