They called him Walker, Connecticut Ranger.
- They called him Walker, Connecticut Ranger.
- But he really wasn't a Ranger. In fact, Walker was just an average accountant. But that didn't stop him from pulling off the most insane stunts ever seen in the accounting world.
- He was world-renowned for being the only one who dared make corrupt bankers seem like nice guys who donated all their money to orphaned newts. For an accountant to take on such a
- such a risk was preposterous! This was the 1950's after all, and civil rights for Newts had not yet been created
- The amphibian sufferage movement started 1953 when the police raided the "Toad in the Hole" tavern. Frog made a statement, "Voting rights for bi-breathers!"
- Unfortunately, he did not realize he was in a proverbial (and, subsequently real) pot of boiling water. The suffrage movement fizzled out after that. The reptiles, though, were
- glad it was he in the boiling pot and not them. They watched the man stewing in the pot & agreed that enough was enough.They started the Reptiles for Ethical Treatment of Humans.
- Pretty soon most reptilian culinary establishments pledged to follow their ethical cooking principle: brain 'em THEN boil 'em and everyone felt better Humans tasted just as good
- as the endangered western swamp tortoise. The western swamp tortoise population started to recover from the brink of extinction and the food chain of the reptilian population
- gradually plateau'd. It was never going to be exactly the same, like a pair of patched jeans. But at least those western swamp tortoises can breed in peace and morality holds out.
- Started
- 2012-02-15 00:56:26
- Finished
- 2013-01-01 00:55:11
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Zetawilk Jan 01 2013 @ 00:55
For NOW.