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It was a new day, with a new mission. My

  • It was a new day, with a new mission. My name is Agent P and I had to defeat the evil Dr. Doofensmerts and his new super evil evil machine. We got a tip that the machine
  • was located in a dungeon below the castle but we didn't know where the dungeon was. In fact we didn't even know where the castle was. Then it struck me ; I thought of a way of
  • locating our position in the castle's dungeon. Sonar. I clapped my hands and followed the echo. I stumbled over what must have been a skeleton. My hand landed right in a pile
  • of a brown and sticky substance. How relieved I was to find out that it was just another monster guarding a treasure chest. I slayed the creature, and acquired the "Hero's
  • Spectacles." When I put them on, I could see all evil within a ten-mile radius. I immediately noticed three hooligans snatching oranges from a curbside peelery/juicery. "I'll stop
  • crime with my evil spectacles!"I thought. i didn't realize that Lord Cataract the evil optometrist had crafted them. I began to develop the nystagmatic evil eye. The lens magnified
  • people's physical flaws, & in the light the evil spectacles highlighted ghoulish devils living in my eyelashes. Lord Cataract's optometry ploy had me paranoid of my eyebrow mites.
  • Soon, I saw everyone's flaws, but my own were the most egregious. I shaved off all body hair and constantly applied calamine lotion to folds, joints and crevices. Lord Cataract bl
  • ew a kiss and winked. I glanced away, feeling uncomfortable. He'd obviously been watching."I have an itch to scratch, too," Lord Cataract said. I capped the calamine bottle
  • and gripped it in both hands. "Come on then, it's right down here," he continued. I squeezed with all my might. "Ploop!" The cap popped off & the thick lotion hit him in the eyes.
Started
2011-08-18 10:30:11
Finished
2015-10-28 00:07:18

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Oct 29 2015 @ 03:08

    Good shot!

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