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Epenthesis, parataxis and zeugma were sitting

  • Epenthesis, parataxis and zeugma were sitting at a bar when in walked hysteron proteron,
  • seeing no one around hysteron leant right over the bar and grabbed his usual bowl of nuts. He sat calmly down and waited for his friends to arrive.
  • Superman walked in. Unshaven. Stinking of gin. He walked over to Hysteron and grabbed his bowl of nuts. Tension erupted. Superman flicked the beer nuts at supersonic
  • speed & bottles behind the bar exploded in clouds of glass dust & liquor. The bartender pointed at the sign. "No superpower use in bar. The management." Two bouncers in kryptonite
  • swimsuits tried to control the situation,but Superman was not cooperating.kryptonite or not,caos was spread and the bar
  • had to be closed. "Listen Superman, I think you have had enough." "Whadya mean? I tain't drivin... I'm flyin! Upz,Upz, anna Way!"
  • The bartender whispered something to the bouncer. Moments later Lois arrived, looking disheveled & pissed."Not again, Superman."she sighed. "Look, it's 2 a.m. & the feeling's gone.
  • The pub is closing and you're drunk. Shall I call a cab?" Superman shrugged, saying he left his car at home. That was a fortunate thing! There was no phone booth anywhere!
  • He tried to turn around and ask the bar keep to call him that cab after all but being drunk and being Superman didn't quite work out. He ended up drilling a hole clean through the
  • wooden floorboards with the mad swiveling of his barstool. " Whee! Bartender, another round on me." The man behind the bar dumped a pitcher of ale on Clark's head. "As you wish."
Started
2012-09-21 17:20:05
Finished
2017-01-07 02:27:10

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