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As part of The Experience you will receive

  • As part of The Experience you will receive a full body massage while eating a mixed meat burrito while watching a nude ballet while listening to Beethoven's Fifth while smelling
  • Chandra's secret smell. The Experience package deal, offered by Chandra's House of Forbidden Sensory Delights, is the holiday bestseller on the shopping network.And if you call now
  • you get an extra one free!' Lisa eagerly got two sets of Chandra's signature scent with hints of rose, neroli, & jasmine and wore it daily. Smelling like a walking floral boutique,
  • Potpourri Murray was a hit with all the ladies with silver hair. Every room he went into was pleasantly pungent. His only competition was Clovey Wreathe Charles. Lisa and Chandra
  • Were the judges and thought his style was pungent enough that there was no need for candles. The last candle almost burned down the house. Someone fell asleep cooking noodle soup.
  • Falling asleep while cooking noodles was a real treasure. The trick was to wake up before the noodles burned or, worse, the shack. If done right, you would emerge from a dream into
  • a kitchen rife with the intoxicating aromas of a Pho breakfast. If done wrong, you would never awaken, having burned to death in your shack, and would be confused when St. Peter
  • put his foot firmly into the seat of your pants and pitched you over the edge.As you plunge into eternity, your life returns, screaming, across your consciousness towards the womb.
  • You are reborn again. Again. Again. Again. Again. From tomb to womb, forever.
  • "That sounds a bit lame, honestly," I told the voice. "I'd rather not exist that live forever with you." It said "Why are you so Salty at me for giving you immortality? Ingrate."
Started
2013-11-12 18:30:47
Finished
2019-04-24 01:23:08

1 Comments

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    Woab Apr 25 2019 @ 15:53

    Nice endings, WhatTheFox!

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