Two days ago, Catatafish, of the Salmon School,

Two days ago, Catatafish, of the Salmon School, was summoned by Lemmiwinks, hero of Mr. Slave's digestive sistem to help him kill his evil cousin, Sokratis.

Yesterday Sokratis found the was a cat under the table of the main room at School. He got distracted by the animal and could not pay attention to the camera that was recording all

events in the zoology course, studying Class Aves of Phylum Chordata. A cage of canaries was there for demonstration. Sokratis touched his lit Bic to the cat's tail, & it screeched

thus demonstrating lightring reflexes of cats. He wiped the the blackboard with a wetted member of phylum porifera. Sokratis favorite phylum was named for Zeus's mistress

, which is why he favored it. In order to keep the affair secret and avoid the wrath of his wife Hera, Zeus transformed Porifera into a porous creature hidden in the seabed.

The very next day, Sponge Bob took her away. He discovered Zeus' lady friend on the rocks , and he helped her out of a tight spot. She was eternally grateful. "Porifera?"

Sponge Bob asked her. "Look, I am grateful and all, but not that grateful. Ew," she said, as she flipped him off with her tail fin. Sponge Bob wondered if he'd ever have children.

He had a house and a job. A tv and a pet snail. Sure, he may not yet having a boating license or grown up hobbies but surely there was a girl version of Patrick out there somewhere

he could settle down with. "Aw, Gary, who am I kidding?" he asked, caressing the snail's eyestalks. "I don't want a girl version of Patrick. I want Patrick." The forbidden words

resounded with Shrek fans everywhere, which triggered arrows into knees in all of your bases. They were never going to give up, and never going to let Sans down. Then everyone died