Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers.
- Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers.
- Bystanders. Miscellaneous pets. Lend me your ears. I promise I will get them back to you by next Tuesday.
- Tuesday came and went. Wednesday passed followed by Thursday and Friday. By Saturday night everyone wanted their ears back but no one knew how to ask
- without bringing attention to the problem. So, purely out of an inability to articulate, they remained earless. They hid their embarrassment under outsize fluffy earmuffs which the
- locals described with derision as fuzzbumps. If the earless were able to clearly communicate, they'd refer the cliche townspeople to the story of the Star-Bellied Sneetches, who
- m no-one liked. The Star-Bellied Sneetches had had enough of the fuzzbumps stealing all of their stars, so they took up the issue with
- the Sneetch Beach district courthouse, the honorable Judge Horton presiding. The lead prosecutor for the Star-Bellied Sneetches began his opening argument. "Who among you
- does not accept Dr. Suess as your rightful Creator?" The Star-Bellied Sneetches glanced around nervously, having not gone to church in just ages. Finally Belle Star spoke up. "Your
- Honorific, I for one won't. I can't believe that a Children's book author created me anymore than I can believe a pig can make cute boondoggles. Dr. Suess is not my creator." Belle
- looked up and froze in horror as a Pink Pearl descended upon her and began erasing. Her scream ceased when her mouth was gone. Dr. Seuss put down the eraser & began drawing again.
- Started
- 2015-10-31 10:40:33
- Finished
- 2020-05-30 10:16:50
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LordVacuity May 30 2020 @ 16:04
I hate when that happens. I remember as a kid watching in horror as Daffy Duck went through this horror. https://youtu.be/6XvXsuSJ-1A
SlimWhitman Jun 02 2020 @ 09:27
http://foldingstory.com/1u7vb