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I kick ass. It's unbelievable how much ass

  • I kick ass. It's unbelievable how much ass I kick. Should be illegal; probably is. Don't care. Too busy kick'n ass. All day; all night. Asleep, you'd be like "Damn, that guy kicks
  • ass!" If you look at me, I'll kick yo ass. If you don't look at me, I'll kick yo ass. If you breathe, I'll kick yo ass. "Um, maybe you have restless leg syndrome," suggested Willy.
  • "Say that again." Mabel Munsie didn't wait for Willy to answer. She gunned her Jet Ultra wheelchair and mowed him down. Then she spun out on the nursing home's manicured
  • lawn & spelled out a message with the heavy tires of her wheelchair. "F*CK EVERYONE!" it said in big letters. Mabel wheeled around & bumping over Willy,she escaped down the street.
  • But she escaped down the street really slow. Mabel's wheelchair was only half charged, plus down the street was uphill. This allowed Willy to catch her. But when Willy grabbed
  • her she grabbed his willy by mistake. She had thought it was the lamp chain. The lamp she wanted to chain was the Sun. She had been in a fugue & didn't know why she was rolling up
  • for the Magical Mystery Tour. The sun did not light that day, but his face certainly did when she yanked his willy. When she realized her mistake she apologized, but he said it
  • Was okay. Then they were magically separated and transformed into butterflies by order of Sir Paul. They watched George and chanted OM for the next two hours. A splendid evening
  • of splendid luminescent and transcendent love. The world in balance harmony Sir Paul and George we finally at one with all living things and is there a better way to end a perfect
  • Love story? Why yes, and that's with a bad pun. Sir Paul looked at George and said, "George dear, I love you a latte" while handing him a latte. George giggled. "You cutie pi!"
Started
2013-12-04 17:39:24
Finished
2017-06-17 17:32:49

5 Comments

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    LunaSta Jun 17 2017 @ 17:34

    I'm not sorry.
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    LunaSta Jun 17 2017 @ 17:37

    I'm kidding those were some pretty bad puns.
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    BlastedHeath Jun 17 2017 @ 20:30

    So are we supposed to be grateful for the derailers and their unkicked asses?
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    Rebbie Jun 19 2017 @ 17:06

    Well Blasted Health, it did lead to a fulfilling transcendent love. So, maybe.
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    Woab Jun 21 2017 @ 12:49

    Bend over folks, I'm feeling some Restless Leg Syndrome coming on! LOL, PurpleProf!

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