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My favorite VR world ejected me after 10

  • My favorite VR world ejected me after 10 hours. "You need exercise, proper food and undisturbed sleep." All because I had never upgraded my body or gone completely digital like
  • the walkthrough suggested. I stretched, I drank a sip of water and tried to get out of the couch, forgetting I was still wearing the VR-helmet. Shit... I already missed the world I
  • n warcraft. This was like WOW but it was World In Warcraft which was a knock-off game created by the As Seen On TV people which allowed you to
  • decapitate orcs in glorious pixelated 2d whilst shouting a string of interminable puns over the din of battle. Needless to say, the game was a flop, though it's cult following was
  • immense. Yes, folks took the online game seriously, & even resorted to shape its outcome by taking action in real life, which the rules allowed. So when Mike aimed his flamethrower
  • At the auto thief, the car blew up the computer. Mike was stunned, to say the least. What would he tell his mum? He blew up her computer! She would be furious if she found out.
  • As luck would have it Mike's mother was on the prowl for a new PC.
  • Her former Pimp Commander (PC) had come down with a fatal case of rapid lead poisoning one morning while eating breakfast at Monk's Cafe. So when she overheard her son Mike knew a
  • tasty recipe for lead omelettes, she knew that Mike had poisoned him. She kept this knowledge a secret from Manatee, but she could tell by his wizened eyes that he all ready knew.
  • But it wasn’t the lead that killed him. Stripping, he happily announced to the group, “Let’s go for a swim!” He jumped into the lake and sank like, well, a lead sinker. He drowned.

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