"Make it so Number one." Captain Charile

"Make it so Number one." Captain Charile Brown held up his two fingers and said, "Engage." Captain Brown's number one was Lucie. Woodstock put the Enterprise into

warp drive. Enterprise Chief Security Officer Linus warned Captain Brown, "Romulan tree detected dead ahead, captain." The Enterprise collided with the foliage! "Good grief."

"KHAAAAAAAAN!" Chief Security Officer Linus and Captain Brown raced off the bridge. "Set phasers to kill," he yelled.

As the bridge door opened, time slowed for Captain Brown. The siren faded into silence and the warning light washed the hallway red. His knees met the floor. The Enterprise was hit

By a computer outage, which Spock repaired. "We were hacked!", he told Scotty. Captain Brown and R2D2 were just trying to reset the system and try a new modem. Anything to restore

balance to the universe, now that Han Solo had bit the big one. Back to the drawing board, or motherboard in this case. R2D2 and Capt. Brown teamed up once more. Scotty and Spock

were trouncing them at volleyball when surprise referee Han Solo called R2D2 on a violation. But R2D2, Capt. Brown, Scotty, and Spock kept quiet as Han said, "Leia, I'm not the

lovable scoundrel that you think I am. I have real blood on my hands and even when not directly pulling the trigger I most likely delivered the real trigger man."

"Most likely?" I interrupted, "Do you mean to say that you don't actually know for sure that you had someone murdered?" Just then an angel appeared at the window.

He pressed his face to glass, "He did kill that person, I was there, God's always watching. Like the NSA or something." I looked back at him, he just shrugged, "My bad."