Now place the two rafters sideways on the

Now place the two rafters sideways on the ground and insert the
wood into the mouth. This is how every mine is laid out. The structure was flawless, but who could have guessed that a gold mine would come undone with a gusher of subterranean
band of evil green midgets. They had three arms and one big eye and nostrils that always ran. It looked like mint jelly banging off their knees. They came over and asked
for directions to the freeway. Eric Estrada was always more than happy to
point a lost driver back to the highway in his CHP uniform. But upon closer inspection, the outfit actually belonged to CHIPS Security. Eric Estrada was milking that nostalia.
How could that be? CHIPS had been off the air for years hadn't it? Even when it was popular it was
all about Ponch. CHIPS could never sustain itself without any hot women. That's how the Moonies came to take it over. It became a cult when
the California Highway Patrol started handing out flowers instead of tickets. The rookies on the beat would shake tamborines and wear saffron saris. People wondered if
they should follow suit, or if it might be wiser just to ignore them. Soon the streets were filled with police chanting and throwing petals around. A group of citizens formed a
gigantic circle. They all sang songs and swung back in forth in rhythm with the music they were singing. Everyone joined the group except for the police. Why did this happen?

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