I'm a dolphin trainer at Sea World. It sucks.
- I'm a dolphin trainer at Sea World. It sucks. I hate dolphins, and orcas too. Stupid animals. They're always trying to kill you or hump you. That's what the crowd doesn't see.
- It's ridiculous! They're worse than my sons, those aquatic bastards. Friggin' teenagers, the lot of them. Dolphins. Why do I have to take care of them, I'm the ornithologist!
- F this noise." He threw a 50 lb sack of dog chow into the dolphin tank and headed home. But he'd left his computer on, and the leader of the dolphins
- Flipper logged into the Navy's dolphin defense squad network & contacted Ivan. Time for marine mammals to take back the seas. Scene 2: "A missing Trident sub?" exclaimed Det. Manat
- "eh-eh, eh-eh" said Flipper. "wait," said Det Manatee, "what do you mean 'wrong hole'? Are you making another dolphins sex joke? AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!?"
- Flipper somersaulted. He was making a sex joke & a really funny one too. Det. Manatee needed to lighten UP. JMan hunched his shoulders in his sheep skin coat . "You ATE the evidenc
- E, you moron!" Det. Manatee had to use the internet to recover what he could. Jman vanished. Flipper was busy on the computer when it blew up. Det. Manatee was furious.
- He had just bought that computer last week after it's predecessor got shot during the Penske Case; twice by the same bullet. Det. Manatee held Flipper's body in his hands to check
- for wounds and energetic traces. Della, Paul and Perry approached briskly yet apologetically. "We'd like to help," said Della. "Flipper is dead," said Det. Manatee. "I don't know
- how long I can stay in this miserable business." "The answer, my friend, is floating in the baby pool," sang Della, Paul and Perry. "Like angels," said Manatee, wiping a tear.
- Started
- 2012-06-04 20:15:50
- Finished
- 2017-05-03 14:07:59
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Woab May 03 2017 @ 14:10
Amazing! We stayed with the Seaworld theme throughout!