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I'm new to this site and would like someone

  • I'm new to this site and would like someone to give me some info x: So no, this is not an actual story start. Thing. Help x:
  • I clicked Help x: You have requested help on how to add to an existing story. On the main foldingstory page click on ADD. A list of open folds will appear. By clicking randomly on
  • any FoldingStory™ letter, a secret FS level will open. Type ∞ in your fold at exactly 3:33 on the clock. You’ll be invisible to but will be able to see all current FS users
  • . And as a reminder about company policy, this message will explode in ten seconds after its last sentence is read.
  • The company ultimately went bankrupt because of all the lawsuits. The main reason because the messages self destructed upon the first complete reading with no allowance for slower
  • readers. A group of dyslexic readers filed a class action against the company for their discriminatory communication methods. They threw money at an elite attorney, but for naught.
  • The elite attorney took their money and laughed himself all the way to Aruba. It was February and the beach was beautiful. A beautiful dyslexic woman sidled up to him and smiled.
  • She meant to frown, but she was dyslexic. "I seat you think my took," she said. The elite lawyer looked at her as he chewed, then laughed scornfully; "I shall call you Aruba Yoda!"
  • Dyslexic or not her swordsmanship was intact. She whipped out a kitana from who knows where and beheaded the elite lawyer. "I think not," she said, "Aruba Yoda was my dad." She sat
  • wallowing lifelessly in the elite lawyer’s blood for what seemed like hours but was only 7 seconds; unable to reiterate why she believed Aruba Yoda was her dad, she grinned wildly.
Started
2014-10-14 06:09:49
Finished
2021-02-02 11:38:41

2 Comments

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    Zetawilk Feb 02 2021 @ 15:12

    The last line appears twice, and reading it makes the message explode, so...can it do that? Can it explode twice?
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    Woab Feb 06 2021 @ 11:15

    Maybe it's like an alternate universe where exactly the same thing happened.

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