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i was walkin down the stree when i saw 3

  • i was walkin down the stree when i saw 3 guys run out of a mans house and i
  • tried to run after them tl i became short of breathe then i stopped only to realize that the y were just a street over and
  • I gasped "Stop (wheeze) you hooligans!" Amazingly, they stopped and crossed the street to meet me. "Give me my purse!" They handed it over and apologized. What nice young thugs!
  • I told the rifraf to make it up to me by doing some yardwork and changing the cat litter for my 13 cats. I'd used the "wheeze breath" on them, being the local Wiccan chapter hag
  • but Riff Raff was not bothered. He and Mongo were going down to the animal shelter to bust out a bunch of their prison buddies. Heathcliffe had gotten a job as the desk
  • ball clacker & then the Catillac Cats would make a drastic escape from the prison raid in their Meowth balloon. They had broken into the joint easily by dosing the guards with LSD.
  • Once they reached the other side of the cell wall, Tabby clawed her way inside and rescued her furry comrades. After sniffing each other's butts for a hot minute, they quickly
  • Chewed open that new bag of kitty chow and feasted.
  • Then a new dawn had just come. The sun came with a new realization: The apocalypse has begun. Today is the day, the end of everything is near. The zombies rose
  • in the morning, yawning, and brought in today's paper. POLITICIAN GOES 18 MINUTES WITHOUT BREAKING WORD! read the sensational headline. The article went on to describe how
Started
2011-08-11 10:14:44
Finished
2016-02-09 13:37:29

1 Comments

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    Chaz Feb 09 2016 @ 18:01

    Welcome, IceSquad! Be wary of the 'Last line' warning. We have all done it at least once.

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