A bizarre scene unfolded at the ER, as doctors
- A bizarre scene unfolded at the ER, as doctors rushed around a talking propeller. He began: "Well, i was facebooking, and then I hit the 'Become A Fan' button" he groaned.
- The head of the ER radioed the Royal Flying Doctor Service who were transporting a patient from Katherine to Darwin. The Propeller Fan in the ER went into a spin. Doctors debated
- human emotions the same way insurance salesmen exchange jokes. The humorlessness slid down the ER's walls like a giant loogie. The head of the ER glanced at the patient
- and felt nothing. He poked her in her exposed ulna. "Do you feel this?" "Yoww!" she reacted. The head surgeon ripped off his scrubs. "I wanna be the patient. I wanna feel! Cut me
- ," she squooshed up on the operating table to let him on & a passing porter cut open the surgeon's knee. They held hands & giggled. "Oi, you two. Matching scars is so 2006." It was
- undoubtedly a Bradjolina moment. All that was missing was the children. As they lay there bleeding & giggling on the operating table, Nurse Vajajay came storming in. "Vat is dees?"
- Some three years later, this story was folded again, under different circumstances than those under which it was started. The meaning shifted seismically, as a direct consequence.
- Now it was about earthquakes. Who doesn't love a fold about earthquakes? Me. I don't. So stop the earthquake talk right here, not one single quake related pun. Don't even think
- about it." The old librarian paused to take a breath, his anti-earthquake propaganda falling on deaf ears at the ASL School of Interstellar Vernacular.
- But the students had been able to read his lips. They decided he was totally mad and invited him into a padded room for tea. It would be a very long tea-time for him, indeed.
- Started
- 2013-05-29 18:51:45
- Finished
- 2016-09-16 13:14:30
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earthquakes Sep 18 2016 @ 12:44
Apologies, no offense meant