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"I guess I'll run away." Jake sighed. He

  • "I guess I'll run away." Jake sighed. He looked at Finn who was sleeping.
  • & wondered what Finn dreamed. Jake watched her eyes dart about as if desperate searching. So he ran for the portal to Nod, keeping her image in mind, in order to dream-jump in
  • to Fionna's nightmare. He landed in the Ice kings oubliette where he kept that bizarre cat being birthed by Günter the penguin. Jake landed in the cat things fishy smelling litter
  • box and cat nip. The Ice Kings were installing tract lighting in their caves. Gunter the penguin was smoking at the picnic table, "Polar bears EAT penguins, not drink Coke with the
  • likes of us." A young penguin spoke up "But they live at the North pole and we live at the South pole. Where would we meet anyway?" Gunter grumbled, "Damn logic! Get those bears!"
  • Amenable creatures that they are, the penguins simply shrugged, joined forces, and cheerily pummelled the bears all the way to Chicago. Gunter, pleased with their victory, crowned
  • himself as lord of the lower reaches of the lake fronts. But there still loomed the threat of the great hordes that surged south of the Barrier reefs, and certainly, war was
  • in the offing. "Begone, wench," I said to the strumpet slumbering under my boar hide, "I have matters of great moment to ponder." "But, Sire, you owe me 8 groats & a flagon of
  • mead. And I should think the greatest matter you need to decide is where you're stayin' tonight. It's my house & I'm kickin' you out!" The lass tore the boar skin blanket from him.
  • Well, he was nonplussed. Very nearly miffed. He quickly gathered a few suits and his favorite snifter. And as a final act of defiance, he left the Jag, took the Rolls.

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