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Esta mañá cando cheguei ao cole non sabía

  • Esta mañá cando cheguei ao cole non sabía que a maxia da cidade estaba agardando pols meus compañeiros e compañeiras. A guía, Roberta, contounos que durante o roteiro coñeceriamos
  • que li�a � a s�a ou vai xogar todo f�ra . E porque a escola pode ser un lugar tan terriblemente aburrido eu estaba disposto a seguir para Roberta
  • e tornata al mercato per comprare qualche caramale per la festa. Il suo figlio non arrivera prima domani, et ci saranno tutti. "Non mi da fastifio se il fold e in spanolo" pensava
  • ma in realtà il fold era adesso in italiano ma c'era poco da pensare ora doveva preparare il tutto per la festa dell'indomani. Sapeva che Nicola sarebbe stato li e non voleva ma
  • now that the language had returned to English, he had to host the feast. He couldn't stand Nicola, but he also wanted that promotion. The following day, Nicola entered the dining r
  • oom wearing only her Emperors Birthday suit. He really wish she hadn't. Suddenly his prick's mind took over & he forgot that she was his boss, that he detested her, & the promotion
  • she had promised him had just been given to Bertrand, who didn't deserve it. He didn't care any more. He knew he just had to have her, right there on the copier. Her elbow hit the
  • box of Wicked Whoopies Bertrand had left for her, knocking them to the floor. Splat. “Fuc-”, he stifled her scream with a hand to her lips and…” Sorry about your pastry, Love”.
  • "F*ck the pastry" she muffled through his hand. Given that Bertrand was obedient at nature, and had a tad of autism, he followed her instructions precisely. The pastry was
  • on the counter before Bertrand when he surreptitiously opened his fly and lovingly approached it. Seconds later, an unfilled pastry had become a cream-filled delight. Want a bite?
Started
2015-03-19 16:13:14
Finished
2021-12-29 13:23:51

3 Comments

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    StoryFascist Dec 29 2021 @ 14:08

    I'd like to think that no pastries were harmed during the making of this folding story.
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    TarotGuy Dec 29 2021 @ 16:15

    StoryFascist: I don't believe any pastries were harmed, but the one at the end of the story likely needed a cigarette and a nap after Bertrand had finished with it.
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    dookierouser Dec 29 2021 @ 19:25

    Last time I saw that they sent it to the fraternity guys.

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