It was the Japanese who discovered the benefits
- It was the Japanese who discovered the benefits of deep-tissue kitty massage. A Russian Blue would walk up and down your back with claws extending and contracting. For migraines,
- the Ocelot A Cappella Society'll purr those bothers into remission. Their words mean nothing more than "meow" to an animal like you, but they bring great honor to Hello Kitty-sama
- which is Top Ramen with Hello Kitty on the package. The Hello Kitty executives were going to milk this emotionless cat thing for all she good give. The next project was putting
- a Hello Kitty tattoo on the arse of every teenage girl in the Northern Hemisphere. Hello Kitty Top Executive Milo B Schmetterling was assigned this near impossible mission. His
- Ability to convince them this was good for their wellbeing was incredible. They then agreed, but on one condition:
- That they get their dead parents back, alive. A condition it was impossible to meet on such a limited budget or within those time constraints. They started to lose cohesion & mean
- Internet critics (see also: the unemployed) were saying nasty things about their parental resurrection task. They shoulda come to me--Carl of Isn't It Necromantic? undead services.
- Yes, I was once Carl the face on your toe, and the love of your life, but when you became a zombie, you left me in a ditch. That's when I created Isn't It Necromantic Undead Servic
- e Centers all around the globe. But alas, people of the Undead seem to prefer the Alistair At Your Eyes Forever Five Star Hotels which are quite bewitching and now moth ball free!
- So, in short, the best place to stay is the Your Eyes Forever Hotel. If you are dead, and looking for a place to stay, then Your eyes forever is the place to go!
- Started
- 2013-03-23 20:14:06
- Finished
- 2019-04-15 17:22:03
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LordVacuity Apr 15 2019 @ 18:46
just over six years to do
ValkyrieGrrl Apr 16 2019 @ 09:31
DId anyone get I meant Alistair (Aleister) Crowley? Of course not because I fleebed and misspelled his name completely...ah well, whatareyagonna do?
Woab Apr 17 2019 @ 16:48
It seems to me that the teenage girls are asking an awful lot for just a tattoo of Hello Kitty on their behinds. Plus, if they have their dead parents brought back to life, they'll only yell at them for getting that tattoo.