"Yo." I waved my hand in front of the girl's
- "Yo." I waved my hand in front of the girl's face. No response. Great. Here I was, stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a pencil in my pocket and a comatose girl.
- I stuck my pencil up the poor comatose girl's nose & waggled it around. Nothing. Sucking on the end of my pencil, I was deep in thought about how we ended up out here in BFE. After
- tasting something salty and slightly mustardy I thought, "Maybe I should stop doing that." The girl in the coma twitched. Was she alive? She opened her eyes and shouted, "Wooly
- Booly! Wooly Booly!" which proved that putting headphones on a person in a coma and playing that song on repeat would wake them because it was so catchy. The song could also cure
- earworm. Or, at least so they say. The truth is that you'll never get an earworm again, but instead you will be stuck with those "Wooly Booly!" choruses in their head forever. So
- pretty much a clean slate. That was something you could live with so you took their bait & turned over all the earworms that you had. 1 hour later the earworms were back & well fed
- and ready for their French lesson. "Je suis un ver de terre," they repeated, but their accents were so bad that the teacher tossed them out the window and into a flock of pigeons.
- "You must work on your accents!" the teacher yelled after the panicking students, quickly being carried away by the International Pigeon Police. "Right Ho! Into confinement with
- Agatha!"
- I struggled with the context. Perhaps the outburst was meant to be continued, like “Marco!…Polo!” So I shouted: “Trunchbull!” “No, dumbass,” came the disembodied reply. “Christie!"
- Started
- 2013-06-30 02:01:14
- Finished
- 2020-04-06 23:21:36
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LordVacuity Apr 07 2020 @ 03:14
Good save TG.
TarotGuy Apr 07 2020 @ 20:30
Thanks, LV!