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I had a can of beer with my favorite football

  • I had a can of beer with my favorite football team's name on it. Life can't get better than this.
  • Oh my God!
  • Dudley the dyslexic dog came running but yet again poor Dudley became confused between god and dog. Dudley's often gets confused with commands and although he is loyal and loving
  • He fares best using his DoggieMac and DoggieCam. What amazing inventions. Dudley works while I sleep and shows me his work when I get out of bed. His blog at wordpress is wonderful
  • and he has made "Stories from the Fire Hydrant" a roaring success. This "Dog with a Blog" is soon to be Man's Best Friend with his other invention the
  • Dog Breathalizer. For when you want mother-in-law to leave, or space in the theatre. Man's Best Friend's product was neatly packaged in a
  • hound's tooth atomizer that one could discreetly whip from one's pocket and spray orally whenever one wanted horrendous dog breath. Mormons at the door? Send them flying! Salesman
  • selling Moist Armpit products door to door? He owe him your mortgage and he knocked you up with twins and you're a guy. I guess that dog breath spray didn't work on him. I should s
  • lide by this guy with room to spare, I thought but he chose that moment to shift his weight. Suddenly I am enwrapped in his natural manly odor. Tendrils of hair hang over
  • his scarred beer belly, which is growling. His breath stinks, reeking of something I couldn't quite put my finger on, something meaty. I am confused. He looks at me, grinning.
Started
2016-09-18 23:35:03
Finished
2018-01-09 00:39:10

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jan 09 2018 @ 01:13

    Was it a commemorative can of skunky Iron City with the Pittsburgh Steelers Team, defending Superbowl Champions of 1979?

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