They set off at once to find Semolina Pilchard,
- They set off at once to find Semolina Pilchard, but were interrupted in Galveston when, stopping for gas, they were accosted by a man selling squirrel ambergris and subsequently
- being a company man lost it's meaning. They got real introspective and started reading the Celestine Prophecy and that's when the madness went to another level.
- Don't read this fold. Not if you want to hang onto any kind of shred of sanity. Close your laptop and go out into the clear air and forget that you ever read a word here. GO NOW!
- Too late -- hooked after the first fold. Like the potato chip ad says, you can't have just one. Insanity lays in wait for all consecutive folders.
- I tried to resist the folding insanity but there they all were, beckoning me from my computer screen, like a Hostess cupcake, like a chateaubriand, like a winning lottery ticket
- , like my shrink always says "stop trying to resist the insanity; let it become normal, turn it around on them, only you can navigate the proper path." The cursor blinked. I had
- Pushed the wrong switch and crashed the whole system. I quit my job that afternoon and took my suitcase of money. Then I flew to Bali with Julius Jonsson, Det. Manatee and his
- fiancée Sally the Seal. Unfortunately, Bali's warm weather was a bit too much for Sally, and she fell ill. Det. Manatee begged to use the money in my suitcase for medical aid.
- Apparently being a private detective does not come with insurance benefits. So I gave the suitcase of money to Det. Manatee and he promptly fled, leaving Sally the seal and me in
- hot water poolside. "It was hot because", seal told me, "Sally peed." "Why did it smell so fishy?" I must have said the wrong thing because seal just gored me. Death will prevent
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