Welcome to Mc.Donalds! what would you like
- Welcome to Mc.Donalds! what would you like to order?
- A Big Mac McBLT Quarter Pounder with cheese filet-o-fish hamburger cheeseburger McChicken and McNuggets tasty golden french fries regular or larger size...
- Then everybody had a heart attack. The restaurant got sued and was replaced by another restaurant owned by Alice. She hired two guys to take out some trash.....
- But that trash was the neighbors. The men snuck into the neighbors house, only to be struck by a frying pa in the back of the head, when they woke up they saw vats of UberCallainus
- mixed with strawberry Quik. The frying pa stood above them, laughing maniacally and stroking his greasy face. "Welcome, my friends," he cackled, "to a suburban nightmare beyond
- your wildest toaster! Come...come sit by the gas flames to defrost." They sat, initially uncomfortable with Frying Pa' s invitation, particularly since he threw a bay leaf at them.
- But after a while they basked in the heat of his glowing personality. Frying Pa put salt & spice into their lives. They melted under his sizzling conversation skills
- like butter in a pan. Frying Pa sat us down one day and told us the story of how he met his squeeze, Macaroon Molly. He was smoking bratwurst in the backyard one day when she
- arrived at his front door just to inform him that she was pregnant with his child
- and demanded child support and his complete absence. "Yes, yes," he said, "that's fine. I agree. Unfortunately I am pregnant with so many more of her children."
- Started
- 2016-01-25 19:31:53
- Finished
- 2016-02-02 21:58:27
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