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As 45th President The Donald's first act

  • As 45th President The Donald's first act was to fire Congress for incompetence. "But you can't do that Mr. President." "Why not? I'm the CEO and they're incompetent. Am I right?"
  • "Damn right you're right!" said his ticket-mate Sarah Palin. "You're rootin' tootin' America-rebootin' damn right." But Trump and Palin were not prepared for the Clintons' next
  • dare. "OK," grinned Slick Willy at Hillary, "we dare you to spend 10 minutes together locked in the make out closet!" Bill and Hillary locked Donald and Sarah in, and then left to
  • seek the meaning of life. After about 2 hours of messy, passionate touchy-feely-stuff, Bill and Hillary soon grew bored inside the closet. "I have to pee," Hillary said, and Bill
  • responded with, "Then go pee, I will still be here." Hilary said, "If you're sure but let's get out of the closet, we can
  • find a bathroom." Bernie tried to find the handle in the dark. Hilary sighed, shaking her head. "Listen, if we don't get out soon, Trump will win the election by default."
  • The maintenance man stood stock still, key held out in front of him. Had he heard correctly? Was he in a position to save the election & the US by leaving Hillary and Bernie locked
  • Together inside Moe's Deli Pub and forced to choose a Moe #5 or #7 (P.S. we dare you!)?
  • Ok, really guys, I get that you are daring me but do you all have to have your noses in mine? Give me some room. Look, I saw this was the direction that this thing was going so I t
  • allied all of the bets, made a few side wagers, then set to work. It wasn't long before I realized that was all of your noses that was the key to the puzzle. And our salvation.
Started
2016-01-30 16:27:50
Finished
2017-03-21 23:20:58

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