I found the thing.... It was disgusting,
- I found the thing.... It was disgusting, horrid, smelly, and overall.... Desirer able. I couldn't help but rush in upon it and touch the Black-Shafted
- doggie tail
- smells like moist fertilizer. I like to
- eat toast. While I look at women. Then
- masturbate to 'Good Housekeeping.' Not really sure of what was so appealing...but those arm chairs sure are purdy...
- comfortable to rub up against.
- For it was a Contour Sleep Number Bed, adjusted perfectly to his preferences. His slumber was deep and prolonged. At length he awoke to the sound of
- a heart monitor bleeping his heartbeat. The sleep number bed had been set too perfectly. He'd gone into the third decimal and had drifted off into a thirty year coma. His family
- snickered behind their closed fists, trying not to let the dr notice how excited they were. When he finally left the room, they broke out into cheers & high fives. A 30 yr coma
- had felt like a half-hour nap to the bewildered patient, who yawned &, scratching at last that wicked itch, laughed along, assuming the joke was how quickly they'd aged.
- Started
- 2011-01-03 09:01:39
- Finished
- 2011-01-04 21:18:44
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