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שלום יש לנו סיפור

  • שלום יש לנו סיפור
  • אבל גוגל תרגם אכל אותה
  • read the inscription he found on the parchment in the cave near the Dead sea. Rabi Ionas was an impassioned biblical archaelogist. He ran it through google-translator but
  • it was unable to translate Aramaic to English. Surprisingly, the scroll was Norsk. What were Vikings doing in the dead sea? wondered Rabi Ionas. The inscription read
  • "Here I sit all broken hearted. Tried to shit but I only farted. Gave myself a second chance. Walked 5 blocks and shit my pants." Rabi Lonas was surprised by the Aramaic words
  • inscribed on the wall of the cave. Having joined the archaeological dig only recently, he never expected to find anything significant. Yet, he had found a fine representation of
  • artifacts including a skeleton of a cave man with an extra thick skull, a piece of papyrus with an ancient unknown languge written on it and cave paintings of what looked to be
  • cave painters painting cave paintings. I grabbed the papyrus and started writing. "The History of Meta." Hmm... "The History of the History of Meta." The Metacave had infected my
  • sacred scarab which was hanging from a golden chain around my neck. It developed a greenish glow in the light of the candles in the cave. My vision blurred as I felt little paws ta
  • ke hold of my head, pressing into my temples. The world spun in a vibrant spiral of dark hues and chittering sounds as I slid down to my knees, never to rise again.
Started
2011-06-08 23:36:13
Finished
2011-12-02 14:39:43

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Dec 02 2011 @ 19:00

    Ofcourse I ran the first two lines through google translate and there's a little joke in there too...
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    murielschipp Dec 02 2011 @ 20:05

    lol.... the question is.... did Chaz get lucky???

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