My idea to combine elements of Goethe's Faust

My idea to combine elements of Goethe's Faust with Shelley's Frankenstein into an apocalyptic tale of nuclear Armageddon finally got some creative input from reality when
a time-travelling chicken from the Inner Hebrides appeared to me in a cheese-fuelled vision. He was deeply complementary of my idea, but insisted that it needed
longer arc of action. Time traveling fowl from Scottish isles, it explained, are rare and should be taken seriously. Then it said, "So don't ruffle my feathers." At that point,
he switched off the time traveling machine & examined the bird. OMG, it had a computer chip in both wings with a miniature screen. He could see dozens of
wires and vending machine parts inside. Was this metallic owl really from the Gods? Did they really create anything that needed batteries. Perseus turned the bird over and
took out the batteries. Perseus would need some quiet while reading the paper and finishing his pancakes. The other gods would just have to wait. Shotgunning some syrup,
Perseus felt today was a great day to make some bad decisions. Sick of his Dad's nagging, he dialed up Zeus and told him "If I wanted any lip from you I'd pull down your pants." He
regretted saying that, as he knew Zeus could find him anywhere and strike him with his powerful thunderball technique He had recently learned at that
by learning the move Thunderball, Zeus had forgotten Breathe; he promptly fell over dead and I was victorious!
I gained enough experience from the battle to evolve into a Greek god myself. I picked up Zeus's mantle and, in hopes of keeping his proud tradition alive, promptly raped Europa.

Started: 2011-03-20 12:48:48
Finished: 2011-05-27 16:32:43

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