The chopsticks were dangling from her dead

The chopsticks were dangling from her dead fingers, still coated in deliciously crispy Chang's Spicy Chicken with a light glaze of arsenic sauce. Food critics weren't often
employed because the field was saturated but she had a job...blogging about restaurants...her own blog. She hoped it would be recognized by advertisers. The problem was
that it was hard to find an audience that followed the Air Diet. She had a loyal audience of five blog followers and so she owed it to them to review the best Air Diet restaurants
including: Cielo!; CPAPrika; and, Air Guitar Hero Sub Shoppe. Sandi had become quite thin after religiously following the Air Diet, when
it became clear that the air she was breathing was laced with canine flatulence. No wonder she never had an appetite! Now that her dog, Fifi, had passed away, the pounds returned
, but having not eaten so long, all of the extra weight had been from eating her furniture. Really should look up some restaurant's in that Zagat's my mother gave me, she thought.
But she decided against the idea - too much effort. Seeing that she had no furniture left, her eyes turned to her cocker spaniel, which also soon disappeared into her iron gut...
..causing her great gastrointestinal distress as she remembered her dog was radioactive. She doubled over as the waves of radioactive energy built up, until she finally exploded.
However, as the smoke faded away, it became clear she had turned into womandog; a dog with all the powers of a woman.
And so the dog was locked into the kitchen. Theee eeend.

Started: 2010-12-21 11:54:32
Finished: 2011-04-21 07:03:57

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