Well, I was at an e-learning conference and

Well, I was at an e-learning conference and the rain was pouring.
I was sat in an English classroom, with my friend, and we were conversing over the internet.
I explained that the internet is really only good for two things: pornography and celebrity gossip.
Sadly he didn't believe me and thought you could still get reliable information. Silly boy. So, I sat back and watched him attempt to Wiki his way to a passing grade in gym
khana. Our school for the gifted had some obscure ideas about preparing its pupils for society, and one of them was to replace the o' so doudy "Drivers Ed" with the obstacle course
/demolition derby. It wasn't for everyone but if you could pass it and still drive your car away you were ready for L.A. driving, no doubt. I showed up for the final exam in my
Fat Albert underoos - don't ask; I'll tell. I'm superstitious and they've been my good luck charm since 4th Grade. Any way, during the final exam, I
was talking to them as usual - it helps me relax - when a rabid lemur found its way into the room and took them from me. "He stole them!" I roared. "He stole my underoos!"
Too late, the rabid lemur shot through the cat flap with my knickers hanging over one eye. I decided to put on my
spare pair but my knees were knocking my knickers about and I kept getting both legs in one hole. Then I tripped an ripped out the crotch of my last pair. Knicker-less again!

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