Agent Kenny Loggins sat down with Kenny Rogers

Agent Kenny Loggins sat down with Kenny Rogers and said, "The jig up Ken." Kenny Roger's face burned like roasted chicken. Loggins said, "We have the foot. We found it in the river
." Kenny Rogers hissed at Loggins, "You got the wrong man. I was gambling on the river with that Sax man." "Kenny-G?" "Yea, he walked away from the table before the deal was done."
Kenny Chesney flew across the room and head-butted Kenny G, who cried out as he woke in a cold sweat next to Kenneth Branaugh. Ken Smith wondered, looking through the one-way glass
at Ken Jennings and Kenny from South Park who certainly has died about 50 times. Ken Stabler wandered in and kicked Kenny Rogers right in the
nuts! Get yer peeeee nuts! Hooo! Peeee nuuuts! You could hear those infernal nut vendors all the way up in our Skybox. The 2012 Ken Reunion was not going well. I needed a drink.
I grabbed a bottle of Sambuca and chugged several gulps. Much better. I began to dance in the Skybox, tossing starbursts at the peanut vendors below. Nobody likes peanuts anyways
and most SL players have particles turned off because the LL server lags their systems. I laughed at the avatars below & continued drinking Sambuca, which clipped through my hand.
After finishing the Sambuca atop my dragon, Krogar, I became hypnotized by the drunken, graphical effect on screen. I wondered if that's how being drunk really felt. Probably.
It was a vintage mixtape from 1991, Dr. Motto. The visuals were stunning! It made a rainy day more interesting. I was feeling drunk though I didn't drink anything but a glass of
mushroom tea mixed with a gallon of tequila. The tape player ate the tape. The tape sliced my fingers as I threw it in the trash. The blood quickly washed away on that rainy day.

Started: 2011-08-17 14:03:24
Finished: 2016-03-06 16:27:44

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