Conditions were right for the diatom takeover
- Conditions were right for the diatom takeover of the world. Feverishly building their silicate shells, countless trillions of diatoms began to converge upon the populated centers
- looking for discarded french fries, Chicken McNuggets, sesame seeds and pickles. When they didn't find what they were looking for, the surging diatoms set off on an epic journey to
- discover the special sauce reciple that only Ronald McDonald knew. These were dietoms, not really diatoms. They were middle-aged weight-watchers, hungry not only for Big Macs but
- filet-o-fishes too. The middle-aged Weight watchers took to the street. They were looking for any Jenny Craigers that were in the wrong neighborhood.
- But this time the Jenny Craigers brought back up: Curves women. The Weight Watchers threw scales at them, but the rival gangs had Fruit of the Loom track suits with hyperspeed peri
- winkle crash helmets. The rival gangs would let a game of chicken determine who were the biggest losers. The Jenny Craigers were muscle car fans and squeezed their best
- OJ using juicers that they ran of the V8's belt. They made so much OJ, the Jenny Craigers all developed rashes. So they decided to black market the stuff. The Florida Cartel
- would be the Jenny Craigers victims. The Florida Cartel really deserved a beating. Once the rashes had gone, the gang got together and discussed a plan of action.
- Xenons gathered at the street corner.
- Very creative.
- Started
- 2012-10-30 16:33:41
- Finished
- 2014-11-19 12:45:19
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Servant Nov 20 2014 @ 18:20
I found the Xenon fold to be creative, yet difficult to build upon. I wanted to be very creative in closing the story, but instead I chose to comment on my own thoughts.