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Julie had just taken a sip of kool-aid when

  • Julie had just taken a sip of kool-aid when she happened to look down and discover a large, black roach floating against the edge of the glass. It's little legs scurrying.
  • Julie screamed and threw the glass of kool-aid down. She then ran to the other side of the house screaming ewwwww!
  • Then she turned around to see that she was still thirsty, so snuck over to her cousins house to get away from the creator and get another refreshin' glass of kool-aid (X 2)
  • "Oh no," she exclaimed as the kool-aid had begun to run out. Then a large pitcher of red kool-aid bursts through the wall and yells with excitement, "OH YEAH!". He then goes to the
  • extra standing there and says, "Hey kid, are you holdin'? The Kool Aid Man needs a pick me up. He's got a magazine launch and an after party later." But the kid on the set was no
  • party animal. He was just there 'cause his mom took him with her when she followed the Reverend to Jonestown. The Kool Aid man could see he wasn't hip to the plan & took him aside
  • and tried to convince the lad to go along with it, but the wall they were leaning on was tempting. He tried to resist, but his urges won out. "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAAAH!" The boy's mother
  • heard his exclamation from the adjacent yard, and walked around to see what all the fuss was about. She screamed as she saw
  • the scarecrow commandeering the riding mower. It rode through the fence, annihilating the pansies and begonias and headed north toward I-5, with her beloved Fifi in hot pursuit.
  • The scarecrow could not possibly have seen the embankment for which Fifi quickly threw on her canine brakes. I could almost hear a laugh in her bark as she trotted back home.

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