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Hey Fold2, this is Fold1. How ya doin? Listen,

  • Hey Fold2, this is Fold1. How ya doin? Listen, can you pass a message to Fold3 for me? Just tell her that I'll see her at the end of the story OK? Thanks dude. Late.
  • Damn, I meant to say Laters again I'm left embarrassed by my lack of being able to quote pop culture on the fly. Fold3 will never be impressed unless I can truly show her that I'm
  • the real deal. How to impress my newest cyber-love? I did what every nerd would do, and tried to make Fold3 a video focusing on my nun chuck and ball room dancing abilities. I was
  • getting physically watching my own video. God, I am the most amazing karate ballroom dancer ever! What can I say?! I LOVE to dance and kick ass!
  • Screamed Macho Man Randy Savage as he was sucked into the jet engine and shredded into a fine, red mist. His ghost entered a bomb, one that was going to be dropped on Saddam.
  • This was not discovered until years after his ghost was dead. Yes, even ghosts perish in economic winter. Karma at work, my uncle replied. We somehow survived. The story is now
  • a major motion picture starring that guy that's in everything, but only the dead ghost gets the royalties. My uncle and I get nothing. Now is the winter of our economic discontent.
  • Oh Zero, Zero wherefore art thou Zero in my checking balance. "Ask not what your publicity manger can do for you but rather what you can do for your ..." "NO!" Me & my uncle left &
  • the World misunderstood the whole mess. But my uncle is a HERO. A hero. Not for what he did for me, which is a lot, believe me, a lot, but that's spit to what he did for this World
  • and all Dimensions! It was my uncle who invented what is most commonly known as Custer's Eternity engine. It allows him to go back and forth through all known Dimensions, possibly
Started
2013-05-16 14:18:55
Finished
2017-01-11 23:03:11

2 Comments

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    LordVacuity Jan 11 2017 @ 23:06

    -make new ones, some hint. Around the campfire these three were mute and only stared at the Red Star, and I am pretty sure they were all humming. But that could have been the beans.
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    LordVacuity Jan 11 2017 @ 23:09

    I never did sign up to be The Chronicler, but The Chronicler I am.

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