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Heaven's Gate cult leader Marshall Applewhite

  • Heaven's Gate cult leader Marshall Applewhite had the last laugh. The really hard last laugh because when they got on the spaceship they saw a bunch of Mormons on their way
  • to Utah. "I'm from planet Kaiziotsknuff, and even I think Utah sucks nesirrom dick!" laughed a twenty-five-tentacled Heaven's Gate cultist. But the Mormons wouldn't
  • Deny their foolish beliefs, even in the face of the elder gods. Cthulu swept them up with a tentacled hand and brought the mormons before him. "HOW DUMB ARE YOU?" he demanded.
  • Just then, in a flash of lightning, Thor swept to the scene in his goat chariot. Cthulhu and the Mormons looked at him. "So this isn't Ragnarok?"
  • Thor shook his head. "No. THIS is Ragnarok." Thor proceeded to flash his stunning hair, whipping it back and forth in the sunlight. In the process, he destroyed almost everything.
  • Thor sat on the asteroid that had once been a part of a Danish island. "Well, crap," he moaned. Earth was now floating rubble due to his temper, and the sun seemed to be dimming
  • Four years later, the sun was still dimming. Thor had gotten accustomed to using sunscreen.
  • It gave Mjölnir such a fine fine sheen he could use it as a mirror to admire his blonde locks in. Mjölnir put up with it because he was a god whether he was a god or not. Enabling
  • this nonsense didn't do much for Mjölnir's sanity, but his hair looked terrific. He had the sexiest hair in all of the Nuthatch Sanitarium. Even when he was in the rubber room his
  • nurses would line up to touch the velvety mane. Mjölnir was never cured but became the sanitarium pet. He cured many a patient with just a few strokes through his lustrous locks.
Started
2012-02-27 23:38:01
Finished
2017-04-07 16:35:07

1 Comments

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    Rebbie Apr 07 2017 @ 16:37

    Oh we're talking about Thor's hair! Well way to get even hammer of the Gods. Grow a mane of your own.

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