Normally Carla didn't accept under 18s, but

Normally Carla didn't accept under 18s, but today she was in the mood to make an exception, so she picked up the phone and
called the tailor. I need 15 size 8 and 28 size 6. "But madam" he said, trembling, "those sizes fit no american any longer." Jesus, he's a whiner she thought. "Ok, just do this
and she started "Movin like Berney." the dance was soooo zombie-awesome that the clerk started dancing. Customers came to the closet and started shaking their
booties all the while moaning like only zombies can. I flilmed the whole thing on my mobile and got outta there. The streets were quite. At home I uploaded the video to Youtube.
I know that you don't really want to become famous like that Star Wars kid, but this video really knocked it out of the park. Within 14 hours I was known around the globe as
"The Peg-Leg Skateboarder," really quite an impressive moniker. The fame really started getting ridiculous after my video reached its 5 billionth hit, and I landed a contract to
direct the MTV Bambi remake, "Viva la Bambi." "I would've settled for Dreamworks," I thought as Bambi rubbed my peg-legs away with his antlers. His co-star was a guido falcon named
Guido Falcon. What a pretty name for a bird, I thought. Distracted, I hadn't noticed until too late that Bambi had worn away the very last of my peg leg. MTV sure sucks.
I walked out of the tv into the real world. I looked around. This wasnt my room. A kid was on Their bed, their mouth wide open to what they just saw. Where was I? I thought.
I felt someone tap me on my shoulder. "Get outta my way. This is my turf." I was shoved by some total tool with a buzz cut. "Hey kid, you ever heard of the Sham-Wow? Get your mom."

Started: 2011-02-21 17:16:59
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