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This is a message saying that the government

  • This is a message saying that the government has NOT been taken over by mutant moth men from outer space. That will be all.
  • The voice sounded distinctively mothman like.I shivered in my silky PJs.Bombyx among us? The thought of our country's leadership spiraling into a burning flame galvanized me to act
  • quickly and decisively. With protest songs playing in the background, I took to social media. Dropping f-bombs wasn't usually my style, but the Cheetoh in charge deserved worse.
  • A bunch of commited volunteers set out to make something more powerful than the f-bomb. They were called the G-Bomb Working Group. With a name like that, even the pre-Cheetoh FBI w
  • would have known that it had to be Good. So they left it alone to continue to do whatever it was the G-Bomb Working Group might be doing but most definitely didn't interest the FBI
  • . Divested of FBI supervision, the G-Bomb Working Group was having a blast. Three such blasts sufficed to level several Washington DC neighborhoods, & resparked the FBI's interest.
  • The reason for this was that the shock wave from these blasts had jarred the microwave in the FBI break room, causing Jeff's re-heating sandwich to ignite. He decided to investigat
  • E the accident. He never nuked food again.December 22nd, two days after the first folder activated the system, the eighth folder pushed the blue tetracular knob next to the red one
  • and a moment later, a questing office-worker found a copy of "Lesser Magic" by Adelfo Malliard in a used bookstore. On the brisk morning of Dec 23rd, she invoked The Tenth Folder,
  • Gibber, who didn't show up until that night to finish 9 fold stories due to being busy all day getting not much of anything done. The office-worker peered at Gibber expectantly…
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2017-12-20 22:54:46
Finished
2017-12-23 21:20:01

9 Comments

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    BlastedHeath Dec 27 2017 @ 16:43

    The eleventh fold is always ineffable.
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    BlastedHeath Dec 27 2017 @ 16:44

    Now that I've read it, I think this is one for the X-Files.
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    LordVacuity Dec 28 2017 @ 00:51

    But, if it is true that the eleventh fold is always ineffable, then doesn't knowing that make is somewhat effable?
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    LordVacuity Dec 28 2017 @ 00:55

    I would put this one in Category K: The place for everything that doesn't belong in this place. If it belongs then it doesn't belong meaning that it does belong, which in turn, means it doesn't.
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    Gibber Dec 28 2017 @ 01:17

    The act of knowing it is ineffable is like removing a thin film of dross from its ineffableness.
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    LordVacuity Dec 28 2017 @ 01:23

    But I am telling you, that ineffable is damn sure effable. I would eff the ineffable until the cows came home if I was given a chance.
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    Gibber Dec 28 2017 @ 01:31

    In other words, the parts that can be described or expressed float to the top because they are immiscible with the true ineffability, and are removed by cognizance of them.
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    IceSquad Dec 28 2017 @ 01:34

    Ineff said.
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    LunaSta Jan 22 2018 @ 03:40

    I want to know what happened about the supposed moth invasion. o.o

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