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My copy of Pokemon Black won't work. I turned

  • My copy of Pokemon Black won't work. I turned my DS Lite on over and over, but it won't work. After a while, i noticed it wasn't a "Licensed by Nintendo" cartridge. It turned on.
  • A sudden eerie crackle startled me. I looked at my DS and that definitely wasn't Pokemon Black, even though the distorted menu looked similar. I shivered as I started a new game
  • of slap the pancake. Wasn't sure why anyone would develop such a video game. Too simple, it seemed. I quickly found myself unable to put the DS down. Then, I suddenly saw my future
  • ex-wife out the window. I laid the DS gently on the table and went outside to greet her with a confidence I'd never felt before. I walked right up to her and said
  • "You make terrible sandwiches, I cheated on you with the girl that works the deli counter at Food Lion." She cried deeply and I stared at her. "Jeff also isn't your son, he''s your
  • Uncle." "How can he be my Uncle?" I asked. " Well" my wife answered,"He's your fathers brother." "Shit! You cheated on me with my Grandfather." "Actually it was a threesome with
  • him and you geography teacher, oh boy what a night that was!" "What!!???" I cried, trying to put all this new information together. "Wait, which geography teacher?" I questioned
  • the terrorist from Pakistan. I poured water down his throat. "Which geography teacher!?!?" I screamed in his face. Then he smiled and said, "Mr. Brown." I heard explosions
  • so I threw the terrorist into them and went searching for Mr. Brown. I questioned Mr. Black, who revealed that Mr. Brown was out of town.
  • He had a contact address for him, and I went to see him. I explained to Mr Brown how I'd found him, and he replied that Mr Black needed a smack. Then he shot me and now I'm dead.
Started
2011-04-23 16:43:25
Finished
2011-06-05 09:54:37

1 Comments

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    ChucksterAce Jun 06 2011 @ 10:02

    How did my fathers brother become his father? Oops!

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