Once there was a velociraptor with a rainbow
- Once there was a velociraptor with a rainbow mustache and a fedora. He was walking through the forest, and was suddenly attacked by
- by the police at "Burning Man" for being a "naked" in public. They shot him with a taser. All the velociraptor was wearing was a rainbow mustache and fedora. However, when the
- elements of harmony were united, the velociraptor was revealed to be disguised Fig Newton, upset that the ignorant masses had mislabeled him as "inventing" gravity rather than just
- discovering it. "And to think I would've gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids!" Fig Newton shouted as he was dragged away. It was another success for the Harmony Kids.
- I closed the book and put it back on the shelf. I had already read "#32: The Harmony Kids and the Cookie Crumble Mystery." I was waiting for "#46: The Harmony Kids Adventures in
- Dissonance." There was only one copy in the library & I was next on the waiting list. I picked my nose as I kept looking. Ooo, good one! "#21 The Harmony Kids on Mystery Mountain".
- I wondered briefly why I was picking my nose. Was I young, or was it simply a lack of shame? Or, worse, was I a dementia patient? Bother. I took the newest Harmony Kids and left.
- . A man with bright blue hair was out there, on a motorcycle. He was wearing a neon red jacket. "GET ON MY MOTORCYCLE!" He yelled, seemingly for no reason.
- I couldn't help but comply, what with his incredible persuasiveness and all. So I hopped on the back of his chopper and we tore out of tbere like a bat out of hell, running down
- a debris-choked canyon all guns blazing. We were lucky to get out of the place alive. I never did find out my rescuers true idenity though. Maybe it was Chuck Norris.
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- 2011-09-13 18:42:20
- Finished
- 2015-06-25 06:34:03
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SunsetMage Jun 25 2015 @ 06:36
Kid's libraries are quite dangerous, it seems. 0_o
Debber Jun 25 2015 @ 10:42
They are! Who knew?