Months past everyone learnt Dick Cheney orchestrated

Months past everyone learnt Dick Cheney orchestrated 9/11, had a puppet for president & killed his enemies in convenient "accidents". Less power than he bargained for. Who cared?
The public were completely unaware. It was an elitist's paradise. Only there were others who would stop at nothing to take control. There was no safe place, no chance to relax,
They lurked in the shadows, pulling strings and whispering orders. The Sacred Nobles controlled everything and the public were their carrion. But on member of the public could see
he needed a massive dump
in a field full of cows
where the grass was knee-deep and the cow turds even deeper,
joe griffin tripped over his trousers due to them being half way down his legs, he fell into a tree and got knocked out for hours
He awoke with a strange, white sticky resin on his leg, god knows what this substance could be, maybe some kind of yoghurt? He ate some.
It was semen
after eating said semen, he took himself down to the local sexual health clinic and had an HIV test... it was positive, he then went and infected as many people as possible.

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