Members of the Beautiful Nose Association

Members of the Beautiful Nose Association were not sniffers and snorters. No, members mainly consisted of nose models. Nose models are in high demand by
Hammacher Schlemmer, fine retailer of the world's highest rated nose hair clippers. Beautiful nose models are a must because sex sells, even for nose hair clippers. So why did the
clipper business plummet? As you can see by this slide, with the rise of hipsters in the Bronx. Nose hair became a fashion trend. We at Hammacher Schlemmer, must find ways to
enhance the social experience of our customers while increasing the velocity of gratitude as expressed through money. We partnered with Folliceuticals, Inc. to deliver Nostri-Prime
to a more voluminous customer base. We were also approached by Fast Buccinator, LLC, Epic-lottis, Inc. and Purkinje Fiber Cereal to create the world's biggest
turds. These megaturds were fed into Turdomatic factories which harvested the methane trapped within - a sustainable source of energy. We'd struck brown gold! We went out & bought
a plot of land and established a free range monster dodo doo doo farm. The giant chicken herds
clucked loudly and pecked so hard at the ground that the hen house shook for hours. The owners considered branching out: raising huge heifers, mighty mice, gargantuan goats
colossal cattle, leviathan llamas, ginormous geese and titanic turkeys, but in the end they decided to specialize in the humongous hens. Word soon traveled to Con-Agra
which quickly countered their hens with micro-animal foods of their own: blue whale poppers and grizzly bits soon became all the rage. The GM vegetables coldy looked on, plotting.

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