David mulled over his options. He could
- David mulled over his options. He could have anything money could buy. Today he would have dinner with Pink and Vanilla Ice before leaving his home to
- fly out to Easter Island, to see if he could have a Moai made to order. He really wanted one made from
- whatever chemical stew they make peeps from. He had an idea for a video that involved a huge microwave, an Easter Island statue, and semi-nude dancers. The only thinig in the way
- were the state obscenity laws, so he called Greta Van Susteren. He told he about the peeps, video, microwave, Easter-island and semi-nude dancers. Greta said,"
- I recommend you enroll in the witness protection program immediately." My credit was maxed out, my job was a drag, and my girl was stepping out on me, so I jumped at the chance.
- Come, on. Who could reject the opportunity of KFC family bucket for just £9.99, 70s wall paper and a bumpy mattress, courtesy of the FBI. It would all be worth it.
- Too bad I could not say the same about "Jersey Shore." Although like a bucket of greasy KFC, the cast of that show
- did taste rather good after twelve pints of lager and a handful of shots. Sadly, whilst sober they tasted more like
- BALLS OF STEEL
- I shook the thought from my head. Clearly, the hallucinogens were starting to get to me. Pink rabbits appeared at the edges of my vision, and I fought to stay conscious. I.. must..
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- 2011-02-22 10:12:32
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- 2011-04-21 06:59:41
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