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Good Morning!

  • Good Morning!
  • All you crazy dudes & dudettes, all you baes and bae hunters all you ganstas & honeys, all you pimps & hos, ooo you sexy things! I am out here with yo mama an' things is looking
  • rather unsatisfactory. I mean, this is a great weddin' n all, but it literally is not lit. Let's get some electricity in here! I can't see my slice of cake!" Little did he know,
  • that i seted the light switch in a way that the light bulb it will absorb light not give out.I fooled myself with this one.The black hole absorbed the cake and in turn it also
  • pulled the color from the walls. I tried to yell for help but the black hole in my living room absorbed the sound waves. The cake imploded. My birthday was going to suck.
  • I decided to make a run for it. Ignoring the guests, I climbed out the window and landed lightly in the flower bed outside. To my surprise Wanda was right on my heels.
  • . "Watcha doin'?" Wanda asked and licked my ear. Dumbfounded I was, & that was an understatement. "Go back inside!!" I hissed. "I've got to get outta here!" Wanda's brown eyes
  • looked distraught, I didn't think an earworms eyes could look like that. Listen Wanda, please crawl back in and hang out in my coclea until I wiggle my ears, ok?
  • But I had hurt Wanda the earworm's feelings so badly that she wouldn't hear me and wouldn't let me hear her beautiful (if repetitious) song again. She was gone. I'd blown it.
  • What a doofus I am! *SOB*

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