Good Morning!

Good Morning!
All you crazy dudes & dudettes, all you baes and bae hunters all you ganstas & honeys, all you pimps & hos, ooo you sexy things! I am out here with yo mama an' things is looking
rather unsatisfactory. I mean, this is a great weddin' n all, but it literally is not lit. Let's get some electricity in here! I can't see my slice of cake!" Little did he know,
that i seted the light switch in a way that the light bulb it will absorb light not give out.I fooled myself with this one.The black hole absorbed the cake and in turn it also
pulled the color from the walls. I tried to yell for help but the black hole in my living room absorbed the sound waves. The cake imploded. My birthday was going to suck.
I decided to make a run for it. Ignoring the guests, I climbed out the window and landed lightly in the flower bed outside. To my surprise Wanda was right on my heels.
. "Watcha doin'?" Wanda asked and licked my ear. Dumbfounded I was, & that was an understatement. "Go back inside!!" I hissed. "I've got to get outta here!" Wanda's brown eyes
looked distraught, I didn't think an earworms eyes could look like that. Listen Wanda, please crawl back in and hang out in my coclea until I wiggle my ears, ok?
But I had hurt Wanda the earworm's feelings so badly that she wouldn't hear me and wouldn't let me hear her beautiful (if repetitious) song again. She was gone. I'd blown it.
What a doofus I am! *SOB*

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