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"Don't do it, man! Just be cool."

  • "Don't do it, man! Just be cool."
  • Justin dropped the knife. He thought about what he should do next. Justin decided his best course of action was running. It works for deer, why not him?
  • Then he bounded crossed a road & froze when headlight beams caught him. There was a screech & a crash. Justin lay still in the road.Bambi got out of her pickup & walked to the limp
  • body. Then Bambi turned to Justin's son. "This is what it's like to lose your parents. SUCKER!!!" shouted Bambi without remorse. After the hit and run, Bambi
  • felt so alive that he decided to snort heroin, but then had a Mia Wallace-style overdose on the floor. "Not again Bambi," Thumper the Rabbit said. Thumper's only option was to
  • abandon Bambi for dead. His heroin addiction was a bad influence on Thumper the Rabbit anyway. Plus what kind of a name was Bambi for a male deer? No, forget him, it was the right
  • ... *uck it!" Thumper shot adrenaline into Bambi's dope-stilled heart. Deer leaped up, donned a bandana & bought an uzi. "W-who are you?" asked a startled Thumper. "Name's Rambi."
  • "Rambi," Thumper repeated slowly. "Yep I'm Bambi's lesser known younger brother. What the buck has he gotten himself into?" Thumper said,"No time to explain. Help me wake him up! "
  • A passerby knew cpr and admitted he had never thought of doing it with a deer. He had heard hunters telling how bad a buck's breath was. But this man nonetheless took the chance.
  • He placed his mouth over the dying Buck's and something worse than bad breath happened. He became aroused.

2 Comments

  1. Flopp Apr 22 2016 @ 22:00

    Oh. That arousal is bad indeed. Very bad. ;)

  2. 49erFaithful Apr 23 2016 @ 21:50

    The first fold works great as an 11th fold too.

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