"Did you hear the one..." and off he went

"Did you hear the one..." and off he went telling me again for the third time the joke about the pastor who played sick on a Sunday and golfed his best game. Punch line, "and God
told me to skin you alive!" "Wait..." I held out my open palm as if to stop him. "Are you actually Jello Biafra?" His face fell and he began to sob. "I used to be." The broken
record of his morbid and unending complaint unfolded like a warm polish sausage. He wept with such genuine gravitas and said, "I am he. . .Jello Biafra. Welcome to the
Pleasure Dome." He dug around in his pocket & brought out a small package wrapped in a banana leaf and a soft chinese bun. The leaf contained sweet sticky belly pork. Jello Biafra
And Frankie went to Hollywood. They never returned home. Their holiday in Cambodia was wonderful and they found the Pleasure Dome there. Frankie met his match in the green monks.
Frankie's match was bright, it lit up his world. Although it did have a fiery temper. Regardless, they enjoyed themselves way more than they should've until one day when they...
both burned out. Fiery romances have a way of doing that. Frankie went back to his wife, since she had electric lights which were at least dependable. She met him at the door weari
ng a mech suit and grabbed him by the neck with its strong, metal arms. Frankie's wife had found out about his short-lived affair and was going to use every resource at her disposa
l. The metal arms shoved Frankie's head into the garbage disposal & flipped the switch.Little bits of skull, blood, and brain splattered out while she threw back her head & laughed
His laughter echoed as she screemed, "This is far from the end my friend." as he danced around with the remainder of the now headless Frankie. ]]

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