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Ne znam što mi se događa... Kao da je odjednom

  • Ne znam što mi se događa... Kao da je odjednom sve izmijenjeno - ono što bi trebalo biti gore, sad je dolje i obratno...
  • I poured myself a glass of orange juice and it flew up to the ceiling. My eggs and bacon were hovering. Pushing them down, I remembered, must pay gravity bill.
  • I scrambled across the ceiling to grab my phone before it went into the A/C vent. Then I remembered I HAD tried to pay Gravity Bill, but even Vector Victoria and her gang didn't kn
  • ow which way was up. I hung up and tried opening a window but it's reference frame was stuck. Then I saw Einstein cycle by the window ET-like. He blew me a rasberry and
  • my little dog Fubar barked at him furiously. Then the house crashed down and I tumbled out the door. "You've killed the Wicked Theoretical Physicist of the West!" cried a group of
  • hooligans who were somewhat obssessed with biology, a fact that fueled their hate for physics, in particular the now dead Wicked Theoretical Physicist of the West. I pushed through
  • the doorway into the other room. God, I just couldn't stand these people. Why do I insist on buying my coffee here? There's another coffee place right next door.
  • But they sell the severed fingers of little children as treats, however less pretentious their clientele might be. I had to make a decision, which place would I offer my custom?
  • I chose a cozy little tavern on the edge of town. It was about two in the morning as I approached the front door. Carefully I unbuttoned my pants and slid the zipper down. I took a
  • moment or two, then snapped wide awake. I'd been sleepwalking again! Quickly zipping my fly againt the cool night air I turned around and headed home, wondering what I'd done...
Started
2015-11-26 03:36:32
Finished
2015-12-03 21:30:38

3 Comments

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    Chaz Dec 04 2015 @ 10:24

    1st line Google translated from Croatian: "I do not know what's happening to me ... It's like all of a sudden everything changed - what you should be up, now it's down and vice versa ..."
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    SlimWhitman Dec 04 2015 @ 13:38

    @Gibber: Thanks for a great continuation. "The Wicked Theoretical Physicist of the West!" lol. Almost had the scientist version of WoOz
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    Gibber Dec 04 2015 @ 17:08

    Thanks for the great preceding fold!

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