And Superman grabbed Lois and they kissed.

And Superman grabbed Lois and they kissed. Then he said, "You know we can never have sex because when I ejaculate, the yellow sun gives my kiegel muscles super strength and
and my semen turns into super-strength concrete. Once, when I was at a party with Spiderman,
we did that Czech skit that Dan Ackroid and Steve Martin used to do? Boy, we killed, but Spiderman kept grabbing my ass! I was forced to spay concrete at him. He's not my friend
but Green Goblin was hot. We inhaled some of his "astral dust" and the room distorted. He took my hand and we lit up the dance floor. The next morning
I awoke to find the Green Goblin staring at me lustily. I'd seen this look before. I said "whoa whoa whoa, pump the brakes and slow your roll mother trucker". The last thing I need
is a trip down to pound town from a green freak on a metallic fucking boomerang. I kicked him where the sun was currently shining, but shouldn't, before he could respond.
the Ohio state band appeared round the corner. The tune they were playing changed everything. The sweet, melodic tones were unmistakable. It was
"Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter" by Iron Maiden, a long time favourite of the Ohio state band because of its calming influence. The crowds watching the parade started to
hoot with the horn section as the band swung into it's famous medley of Death Cab for Cutie hits. Small children left their parents at the curb and joined the parade, waving flags
and carrying signs mostly saying "Hooray for Our Side." But nobody was looking at what was going down and resulting pile-up was tragic.

Started: 2011-02-19 23:06:40
Finished: 2011-06-03 19:45:31

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