Testing This OUt

Testing This OUt
Come on feel the noise, all you wild boys
get crazy wild, rip off your shirts
- you know, pretend you're on spring break in Ft. Lauderdale." "Not me," said Cricket, "I'm staying up north this year. Last time I went that far south, my legs got sunburned."
"Is that why you've only got 3 legs?" "No," said the cricket,"I felt that 6 legs was excessive so I donated 3 to medical science. They were grafted onto the forehead of a crow livi
ng in Edmonton, Canada. The 3-legged grasshopper walked in circles bc he'd given way all the legs on one side. An evil scientist created three adamantium legs and grafted them
to his left side. The three legged grasshopper was meant to become a superhero crime fighter but the lopsidedness turned him evil and he
became known as a grasshopper crime lord known as The Frightful Limper. The Frightful Limper always took revenge on other insects by removing all but three of their legs. He was
a lean, green, grass-hoping mob machine. The Frightful Limper had made it to the top. There was only one thing left to do: take his revenge on Lady Bug, the aristocratic charmer
Three years, The Frightful Limper and Lady Bug were husband and wife. They and their four little ones lived happily ever after in a hole in the ground under my front porch.

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